| (22:44 30/08/02) [טנכרטוג] ודיע You Have A Cow |
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> TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
> You have two cows.
> You sell one and buy a bull.
> Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
> You sell them and retire on the income.
>
> AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You
> You sell one,
are
> surprised when the cow drops dead.
>
> ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM:
> You have two cows.
of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of
> You sell three
opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
> credit
debt/equity
general offer so that you get all four cows back,
> swap with an associated
for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are
> with a tax exemption
an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned
> transferred via
shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to
> By the majority
The annual report says the company owns eight cows,
> your listed company.
one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the
> with an option on
leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet is provided
> United States,
with
> the release. The public buys your bull.
>
> A FRENCH CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> You go on strike because you want three cows.
>
> A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
them so they are one-tenth the sìze of an ordinary cow and
> You redesign
times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images
> produce twenty
> called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
>
> A GERMAN CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
> You engineer them
> themselves.
>
> A BRITISH CORPORATION:
> You have two cows. Both are mad.
>
> AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
> You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
> You break for lunch.
>
> A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> You count them and learn you have five cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
> You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
>
> A SWISS CORPORATION:
> You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
> You charge others for storing them.
>
> A HINDU CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> You worship them.
>
> A CHINESE CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> You have 300 people milking them.
full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the
> You claim
newsman
> who reported the numbers.
>
> AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> That one on the left is kinda cute...
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