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(14:07 14/12/09) בהל ירוא הובג םי רמא ימ

(15:51 14/12/09) h f [ת"ל] !!!!!!!!!!!םיהדמ

(18:50 14/12/09) ןספספה לארשי [ת"ל] ואדיוה לע ביטסל הדותו תפתישש הדות - תילאוזיו אל תוחפל

(13:03 14/12/09) h f [ת"ל] טנטסקס םע טוונמ יאווהל הינרופילקמ רתוח 1987 ED GILLET

(19:33 13/12/09) .ק לטיבא [ת"ל] רושיק-םיימוי דועב הלש עסמה תא תמייסמ האירפ

(19:36 13/12/09) .ק לטיבא [ת"ל]

!!! המיהדמ

-םגו

(11:22 14/12/09) h f [ת"ל] הלצא רתאב בוט לזמ תביתכ

!!!!!!!םיימוי דוע

(15:49 13/12/09) ליג ימר םילגב הנורחאה תבשהמ טרס

(13:50 12/12/09) gordon steve [ת"ל] hows this for a big wave day

(11:53 14/12/09) רב ודיע [ת"ל] ...That's nice, but not ours

(20:18 11/12/09) gordon steve [ת"ל] up the mighty yarkon river

(20:00 11/12/09) ליג ימר

דחיב רותחנ םג האבה םעפב

(19:37 11/12/09) ארקוב לאפר ?הפיא ?דודשאב םיקאיאק תנסחא

(19:42 11/12/09) ןוראוב ריפוא WIND CLUB םשב הנירמב םוקמ שי

(18:20 11/12/09) ריבד יבד ןולייא-ןוקריב קקפ

(14:28 11/12/09) h f

ונהת.ךופב לברכתהל םוי.תולטובמ תוריתחה ,רחמ-תבש םוי

(13:39 11/12/09) h f

בבבבבהל ירואל תדלומוי רחמ

(22:37 11/12/09) .ק לטיבא [ת"ל]

בוט לזמ

(13:32 11/12/09) dror yosale ןוקריב הריתח

(13:33 11/12/09) dror yosale [ת"ל] (תורהבה ךירצש ימל) םינונחה ןודעומ ,ונתיאמ

(13:37 11/12/09) h f [ת"ל] יגרכ םיעטו ףיכ היה.בחרומה םינונחה ןודעומ---הדות ןומה ינממ םג

(18:22 11/12/09) ריבד יבד קייקל הסינכ לגרתל תונמדזה ,ףיכ היה ןכא

(02:26 09/12/09) ןורטפ רמות

...םיקאייק תועסמ ושעש םכלצא המכ שיש יתעמש

(07:39 10/12/09) ןורטפ רמות ...תבככמ סדהש יתיאר - תונעיהה לע הדות

(14:32 08/12/09) דוד ןושש ךליבשב יתאצמש המ הז ינבא רוטקוד

(17:55 10/12/09) ינבא הירא [ת"ל] ...תוחידבה לע הדות

(10:17 08/12/09) h f [ת"ל]

ףרוחל הריתח תוצלוחו ,סילפ\הרקייל יסנכמ ועיגה

(08:44 08/12/09) תנע תנע םישירכ

(19:55 07/12/09) םריבא יתיא A retired Dentist - for ateve

(06:50 07/12/09) h f [ת"ל] םוי הלחא היהיש.תלטובמ םויה לש הריתחהו רעיס םיה.בוט רקוב

(12:40 05/12/09) a a to stive toooooooooooo

Date: Fri, Dec 4, 2009 at 9:59 PM
Subject: FW: Priceless Observations

Some sayings are real clever...

to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say

- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

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catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
But I was not pleased to read the description in the
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.

- Eleanor Roosevelt

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by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited
Last week, I stated this woman was the

- Mark Twain

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and to have the two as close together as possible.
good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending;
The secret of a

- George Burns

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Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
Santa

- Victor Borge

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about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Be careful

- Mark Twain

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happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become

- Socrates

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

- Groucho Marx

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in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
My wife has a slight impediment

- Jimmy Durante

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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four

- Alex Levine

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bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
My luck is so

- Rodney Dangerfield

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... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Money can't buy you happiness

- Spike Milligan

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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .

- Joe Namath

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feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
I don't feel old. I don't

- Bob Hope

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because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water

- W. C. Fields

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process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
We could certainly slow the aging

- Will Rogers

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temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
Don't worry about avoiding

- Winston Churchill

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else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything

- Phyllis Diller

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enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
By the time a man is wise

- Billy Crystal

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cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.
And the

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(19:46 04/12/09) zuk yuval Fun Stuff

These Questions were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) __________________________________________________

> Q: Does it eve r get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
>
> A : We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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>
> Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

> A :Depends how much you've been drinking.
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>
> Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad
> tracks? ( Sweden )
>
> A : Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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>
> Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a
> list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )

> A : What did your last slave die of?
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>
> Q : Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ?
> ( USA )

> A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe ...
> Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does
> not ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
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>
> Q: Which direction is N orth in Australia ? ( USA )
>
> A : Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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>
> Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK ) A :Why? Just use your
> fingers like we do...
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>
> Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

> A : Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
> is Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straig ht after the hippo races. Come naked.
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>
> Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK ) A : You are a British
> politician, right?
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>
> Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year
> round? ( Germany )

> A : No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
> ; Milk is illegal .
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>
> Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense
> rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

> A : Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
> All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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>
> Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget
> its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
>
> A : It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
> You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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>
> Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can
> you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )

> A : Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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> Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
>
> A : Only at Christmas.
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>
> Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
>
> A : Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

--
"[...] as long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong? If you want sense, you'll have to make it yourself."
(Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth)

רשק רוצ

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(13:09 04/12/09) gordon steve [ת"ל] today in the waves