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(19:17 02/09/02) ! שוווווווודא ...עדוי אל ןיידעש ימ לכל

(00:11 02/09/02) בר ברמ !!!!!!םלשומ.......... הזיא וארת

(00:12 02/09/02) בר ברמ [ת"ל] ץבוק יתמש אל תובהלתה בורמ

(00:23 02/09/02) לאוקי יבגו יתיא [ת"ל] ץבוק תמש אל בושו

(15:01 02/09/02) שמש ןרע [ת"ל]

בושח אבא ךל שי ...ברמ רדסב הז

(15:40 02/09/02) בר ברמ ..ןפוא לכב לבא...

הפי אל......ייייא

(13:40 02/09/02) !!!!!התיבש - לבוש רומ

[ת"ל] :שקיבש ימל תפסונ םעפ

(00:08 02/09/02) לאוקי יבגו יתיא ייייה

(23:14 01/09/02) (?ןכש וא) יתיא

יל סאמנ

(23:54 01/09/02) :)! תיפכה תידרב :הבושת

(00:05 02/09/02) לאוקי יבגו יתיא !הדות

(16:59 01/09/02) !!!!!התיבש - לבוש רומ התיבש רתוי ןיא ףוא

(18:07 01/09/02) [טנכרטוג] ודיע רוכזת - רומ

(18:07 01/09/02) [טנכרטוג] ודיע [ת"ל] רוקמב ביתכה תאיגש

(19:26 01/09/02) . יתיא הבתכב רזומ והשמ שי

(22:35 01/09/02) !!!!!התיבש - לבוש רומ [ת"ל] ??????יאמב אוה הבתכה לש ךיראתהש הדבועה ילוא

(23:15 01/09/02) . יתיא [ת"ל] (= הז ללגב הארנכ ..ןכ

(03:19 01/09/02) (!!!!!!!!!שונא תב אל) !!היפ ינא ,ידע ...תויח ראשו םידמחנ םיקינדוהי ,םיביבח םיאניקצומ

(22:30 01/09/02) רב תימע ?ינפוג טויס/ינימ/ינפוג ךוניחב ראותה םע ידע ?ידע

(22:35 01/09/02) (!!!!!!!!!שונא תב אל) !!היפ ינא ,ידע !!אל םעפ דועו אל אל

(21:09 01/09/02) דומלמ דמלמ דדוע תושדח ועמשת !!!!התיבש שי

(21:18 01/09/02) :)! תיפכה תידרב [ת"ל]

תראשנ םלועל התיבשהו ,תרזוח הנש ,תרבוע הנש

(20:03 31/08/02) דדוע דומלמ דומלמ דדוע ...ל תפסותב

(20:46 31/08/02) םשה ףוסב תוישפיט תובוגת ילב -ינשה קבטיל םייח רבדאלע

(22:32 31/08/02) [טנכרטוג] ודיע ?המל

(22:41 31/08/02) םשה ףוסב תוישפיט תובוגת ילב -ינשה קבטיל םייח :אוה ילש בושיחה ,תעגה ךיא יתנבה אל

(21:16 01/09/02) דומלמ דמלמ דדוע .ילש תועט ...עדוי ינא

(21:18 31/08/02) ...דמחנ שממ היה דמחנ דמחנ ברמ 2 ץורע תושדח יפל הזו וישכעל ןוכנ

(22:16 31/08/02) בר ברמ !תועט ןוקית

(00:40 01/09/02) לטיבא לטיבא !!!םטמוטמ םיקינלאיבה לש לרומהש ודות יאוו

(18:09 01/09/02) [טנכרטוג] ודיע ,ירהזית

(15:45 01/09/02) :)! תיפכה תידרב

שפוחהמ תיפיכ רתוי התיבשה

(11:26 01/09/02) !!!!!התיבש - לבוש רומ

םילימ אלל

(12:28 01/09/02) תוכשא ראות רסח יתיא [ת"ל] ?רבכ ומסריפ

(22:44 30/08/02) [טנכרטוג] ודיע You Have A Cow

> TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
> You have two cows.
> You sell one and buy a bull.
> Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
> You sell them and retire on the income.
>
> AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You
> You sell one,
are
> surprised when the cow drops dead.
>
> ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM:
> You have two cows.
of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of
> You sell three
opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
> credit
debt/equity
general offer so that you get all four cows back,
> swap with an associated
for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are
> with a tax exemption
an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned
> transferred via
shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to
> By the majority
The annual report says the company owns eight cows,
> your listed company.
one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the
> with an option on
leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet is provided
> United States,
with
> the release. The public buys your bull.
>
> A FRENCH CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> You go on strike because you want three cows.
>
> A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
them so they are one-tenth the sìze of an ordinary cow and
> You redesign
times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images
> produce twenty
> called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
>
> A GERMAN CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
> You engineer them
> themselves.
>
> A BRITISH CORPORATION:
> You have two cows. Both are mad.
>
> AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
> You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
> You break for lunch.
>
> A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> You count them and learn you have five cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
> You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
>
> A SWISS CORPORATION:
> You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
> You charge others for storing them.
>
> A HINDU CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> You worship them.
>
> A CHINESE CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> You have 300 people milking them.
full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the
> You claim
newsman
> who reported the numbers.
>
> AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> That one on the left is kinda cute...

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העדוה ספדה הכנת ההודעה להדפסה

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:תויורשפא

(22:54 30/08/02) מלמוד עודד עודד מלמוד עידו, חכם של אימא

(23:04 30/08/02) [טנכרטוג] ודיע לאמש דצל רשוי

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
> You have two cows.
> You sell one and buy a bull.
> Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
> You sell them and retire on the income.
>
> AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You
> You sell one,
are
> surprised when the cow drops dead.
>
> ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM:
> You have two cows.
of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of
> You sell three
opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
> credit
debt/equity
general offer so that you get all four cows back,
> swap with an associated
for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are
> with a tax exemption
an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned
> transferred via
shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to
> By the majority
The annual report says the company owns eight cows,
> your listed company.
one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the
> with an option on
leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet is provided
> United States,
with
> the release. The public buys your bull.
>
> A FRENCH CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> You go on strike because you want three cows.
>
> A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
they are one-tenth the sìze of an ordinary cow and
them so
> You redesign
times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images
> produce twenty
> called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
>
> A GERMAN CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
> You engineer them
> themselves.
>
> A BRITISH CORPORATION:
> You have two cows. Both are mad.
>
> AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
> You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
> You break for lunch.
>
> A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> You count them and learn you have five cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
> You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
>
> A SWISS CORPORATION:
> You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
> You charge others for storing them.
>
> A HINDU CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> You worship them.
>
> A CHINESE CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> You have 300 people milking them.
full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the
> You claim
newsman
> who reported the numbers.
>
> AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION:
> You have two cows.
> That one on the left is kinda cute

רשק רוצ

העדוה ספדה הכנת ההודעה להדפסה

רבחל חלש

הבוגת

:תויורשפא

(23:04 30/08/02) [טנכרטוג] ודיע [ת"ל] התא הסנ ,דבוע אל

(18:22 31/08/02) מלמוד עודד עודד מלמוד And now??

רשק רוצ

העדוה ספדה הכנת ההודעה להדפסה

רבחל חלש

הבוגת

:תויורשפא

(18:25 31/08/02) מלמוד עודד עודד מלמוד vwala!

(22:30 31/08/02) [טנכרטוג] ודיע ילצא דבוע אל

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